Friday, June 08, 2007

Breaking News: Fabregas signs for Real Madrid

According to sources, very hot sources, close to Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas has agreed to join Real Madrid once their La Liga season ends.

The sources also state that Fabregas' team mate and captain Thierry Henry will be joining him in Spain, but in the Catalunia region, since he is close to agreeing a switch to Barcelona.

More news to follow as it comes in. . .

66 Comments:

At 4:24 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is not Breaking News is it then you arsehole

 
At 4:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would he join his fiercect rivals. He will leave Arsenal but not for about 7 years. He will head back to Barca.

 
At 4:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut the bloody fuck up....

 
At 4:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like bollocks to me, why would you put us gooners through this.

 
At 4:28 pm, Blogger News Team said...

Look guys, i dont want Fabregas to leave Arsenal, being a supporter of the Premier League. I got the call and passed on the information. If you notice, i havent made a post in nearly 2 years, so what suddenly woke me up?

The only thing i can say is that this source is very reliable. Im sure if my post's contents were about Fabregas staying and Henry signing a new deal, all the Arsenal fans slating me would be saying how great the news is.

So think about it

 
At 4:29 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahha fucking gooners, i love it! your best players leaving! were on the up, berbas staying, bales joined, more signings to follow. . .

hahahahah COYS!

 
At 4:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why oh why do I click on these stupid things!

One story after another yet I still do it?

 
At 4:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good for him he derserves better
than arsenal and im a gunner fan

 
At 4:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just heard a rumour - started by a VERY reliable source (my grandfather) that my grandmother will be playing for Tottenham next season.

Apparently, its all been agreed, but it wont go through until hell freezes over.

Very reliable source tho.

 
At 4:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder why they allow asylum inmates to access the internet?

 
At 4:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And who exactly are your sources? Fabregas himself? Arsene Wenger? A Real Madrid C team player's dog? Marca newspaper (worse than the dog)? Before making sensationalist claims at least give the source.

Heres another claim.

READER CLAIMS IT'S ALL BOLLOCKS

except that's fact.

 
At 4:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha, sounds like tony blair will sign up to play for harturtlepool fc, whatever/where that may be! if you can't confirm it, why bother even post it??

 
At 4:35 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any bullshit link just to get more hits............. waste of fcuking time

 
At 4:35 pm, Blogger News Team said...

Oh denial, its a cruel feeling and way of behaving. . .

Are Arsenal going to make the Champions League next season? Even with Fabregas and Henry it may be hard.

What do you lot think?

 
At 4:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have just heard it from a very reliable source (me) that you are a 5* cunt.

 
At 4:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I reckon we've got a better chance than those y*d c*nts of making the Chamions League Final

 
At 4:41 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're gunna make stuff up at least make it sound realistic. If Henry's going to go anywhere it will be AC Milan. What's your next story then?

 
At 4:42 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Site administrator: THFC53" - says it all really. Cunt

 
At 4:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you'd stopped at Henry this might have had a shred of credibility. But Fabregas, firstly he can't just "agree" to join Real Madrid - he's on one of the longest contracts in football history so it's Arsenal's choice. If Arsenal say no, he's not going anywhere and the words "snowball" and "hell" spring to mind, unless RM pay Arsenal a HUGE amount (forget £10-£15m - try £60-£70m). Secondly, he's a dyed in the wool Barca fan from a family of dyed in the wool Barca fans. He'd rather cut his own nuts off than play for Real. And if he didn't, his Dad would do it for him.

 
At 4:45 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't believe this at all but reading the dialogue of the interview Henry gave recently he's gone from saying last year when he extended his contract that he wanted to retire at Arsenal, to stating that he is an Arsenal player for the time being. What a difference a departing Dein makes eh? I reckon they'll both stay on this year but unless Wenger puts his name down to another long contract then the board want to be preparing for a mass exodus. They want to get some funds ready to replace our manager and best players in a few years.

 
At 4:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME, JUST TO GET MORE HITS, VOTE WITH YOUR BUTTONS CHAPS, JUST DON'T CLICK ON THESE STUPID LINKS ANYMORE COS I AIN'T.......... WANKERS...!!!

 
At 4:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the counter at the botom says 30805 hits as of now.

So what was the point of this...

to see how many of us would come check the article... all 3 lines of it....

So now that we clicked on the link what did you achieve...

no one believes it... so again why?

 
At 4:48 pm, Blogger News Team said...

More news:

The information originally given to me was false. The Fabregas story is out of context. Real Madrid are merely trying to talk to Arsenal about the possible transfer of the registration of Cesc Fabregas.

As for the Thierry Henry news, it's all been confirmed by the source and it will be announced before the end of the month, possibly next week.

I apologize for the initial post and for any aggrevation caused by it.

 
At 4:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News! You're a cunt!

 
At 4:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet your the cunt responsible for the disappearance of madeline McCann arent you

 
At 4:51 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I bet your the cunt responsible for the disappearance of madeline McCann arent you

4:48 PM

no u cunt, that was wenger

 
At 4:53 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

touchy - dont worry it looks like youre getting away with it

 
At 4:53 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Yeh, cheers.

 
At 4:55 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Complete dick. Realised that the Fab part was a step too far and tried to backtrack as fast as his tiny little legs could carry him. Sorry, you lost credibility on the WHOLE article, not just the Fab part.

 
At 4:55 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a better topic of discussion would be when berbatov will leave spurs - perhaps one more season and then off to a club that has a history of winning things rather staying than staying at one with a history of being second rate shit

 
At 4:58 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

its reprehensible to bring madeline McCann in to this, show some class mate not like this article.

 
At 5:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The conversation must've gone something like:
Calderon: Hello can we buy Cesc please?
Wenger: FUCK OFF
Calderon: Ok, can we buy Thierry instead?
Wenger: What part of FUCK OFF don't you understand?

 
At 5:04 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is catalan there is no way he will go to real madrid read your history general bernabau
was responsible for the deaths of thousands of catalans
no way in hell will he go there he would never be allowed home Barca now thats adifferent story
if he plays for us for 7years and them wants to go to Barca he would have my blessing whats more natural than wanting to go home to play Cesc is king simple as that

 
At 5:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henry will stay whilst AW is about, he has made that clear, therefore it is irrational to surmise he is leaving this summer - just as it was 12 months ago. I said it was bollocks then, despite all the hysteria, and news of HIS decision to leave is crap now. When will people remember he is under contract and it is ARSENAL who will decide if he is surplus to requirements.

 
At 5:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just read your spurious claim... annoyingly i was duped by the headline... i will make a note of your address & never read any of your articles again

NO TIMEWASTERS

 
At 5:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPURS FANS ARE CUNTS, WE ALL KNOW IT, I JUST THOUGHT ID REMIND YOU OF IT. THEY GO ROUND GIVING IT ABOUT WENGER THIS AND WENGER THAT. SPURS WILL NEVER HAVE A MANAGER LIKE WENGER, HE IS A GENIOUS AND SPURS WILL ALWAYS BE HIRING CLUELESS MANAGERS SUCH AS JOL, HODDLE, FRANCIS ETC ETC. SPURS WILL NOT FINISH ABOVE US THIS SEASON NEXT SEASON OR THE SEASON AFTER, THEY ARE BOTTLERS AND WILL NOW NEVER BE ANYWHERE NEAR THERE GREAT NORTH LONDON RIVALS ARSENAL.EVEN THERE PLAYERS ARE ARSENAL FANS, CHIMBONDA, BALE, KABOUL ETC ETC. TA TA YOU BUNCH OF STUPID CUNTS

 
At 5:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Henry to Liverpool" rumours are more credible. Which, in order of credibility nestles neatly between the Queen leaving Prince Philip for Elton John and Elvis being found alive and well and living with the tooth fairy. Unbelievably, some dick from the Orlando Sentinel has actually picked up on this which just goes to show where the press get most of their rumours from - and why it's wrong so often.

 
At 5:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaa
if i had a pound every year i heard that id have £25 now

what spurs are now is a mini me arsenal with all there french and african/north african players

as soon as you get rid of fatty robbo,, drunk dawson and lennon to newcastle(its happening next week)
and king retires from injury then you might be on the up!
but not until you get rid of all english!!

 
At 5:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done you cunt, look what you made the yanks go and do. You know they're stupid so now it'll end up in The Sun or somewhere stupid. Though that was your plan all along to get one of your "stories" in the newspaper.

 
At 5:35 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

going going.........then gone in 2008

like teddy like sol like carrick.....
will look back at there careers having won things..
unlike lennon
unlike bebatov(if he stays at spurs)or you could finance bulgaria by paying him 120k a week for the next 5 years as that is what he is asking to sign or will be off(with escape clause)(off if not in champs league next year)for 15m)

 
At 5:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahhahaahhaahahahah

2 titles in over 120 years

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah

 
At 5:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeeeesus...fab said it many times he wants to stay at arsenal for his contract and then return to Spain, there he clearly preferes Barca . He said that in a interview recently.

 
At 5:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd b worried if i was you ,it's leeds all over again,
Q1, why is it that ur stadium holds 60k fans ,in the papers it says u was full , but upon watching on sky a whole middle tier ( 10k ~ 20k spaces ) is empty?
do u have an 80-90k stadium & can only get 60k fans?
Q2to help u out we will give u 10m
for henry as he is 29/30 now,but faby u can keep as we have enough reserves,it was bound to happen dont b sad!!!
reddevil

 
At 6:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

getting desprate for blog traffic are you?

 
At 6:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've just heard, from a very reliable source, that Spuds haven't won the League since 1961. I'm gonna see if I can confirm it in the record books, might take me a while though...

 
At 6:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

balls central uk. you fool. i can speculate like that as well. football central website goes down according to my hot source.

 
At 6:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only club doing a leeds is man usa. Over 650 million in debt & spending money they don't have. Arsenal on the other hand are in very safe hands. Within 5 years man usa will be no more & arsenal will buy Old Trafford (Old being the operative word) for a £1 to put our reserves in!!

 
At 6:58 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

u arent really any good @ figures r u fool,i bet ur not even english?
u cant fill 60k ,let alone 76k,
safe hands ha ha ha thats why dien jumped over board,u will b a usa sooner than u think my foriegn friend!!!!!!!!!!
just like scumpool ,all mouth no $$$$$$,

 
At 7:03 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best way to punish arseholes like this is blacklist the fucker and don't ever visit again. Wave bye bye to the wanker.

 
At 7:14 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well only 1 thing can be said about this blog.......utter shite......get a life...and that faggot who told u tell him to FCUK himself....jerk

 
At 7:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a load of fuckin bollocks

henry has said he aint leaving and fabregas said he is leaving if wenger goes which if he does go will be next year but he won't because he is Mr Arsenal so you can take your bullshit story and stick it up your arse and come back when you have foung some real information. WANKER!!!!!

 
At 7:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor little gooner puppies. If only they'd just calm down about the fact that spurs are are on the up and the cheating, scummy red half of north london are about to crash and burn. Ever won a european trophy arsenal?

 
At 7:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HATE FUCKING CUNTS LIKE YOURSELF WHO HAVE NOTHING OF ESSENCE TO SAY AND END UP MAKING UP NEWS AND ATTENTION-GRABBING HEADLINES FOR ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE IN CYBERSPACE

F*CK OF YOU SCUM-SUPPORTING...SCUM

 
At 7:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Poor little gooner puppies. If only they'd just calm down about the fact that spurs are are on the up and the cheating, scummy red half of north london are about to crash and burn. Ever won a european trophy arsenal?*

Yes you Wanker - ten years after you won the league last

 
At 7:59 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Poor little gooner puppies. If only they'd just calm down about the fact that spurs are are on the up and the cheating, scummy red half of north london are about to crash and burn. Ever won a european trophy arsenal? "

Hahhaha.

So funny trying to make a condescending post and getting the facts wrong.

Ever been in the champions league?

 
At 7:59 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUST

 
At 8:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fellow gooners, if you don't like this utter pile of unsubstantiated bollocks, just go to newsnow's 'contact us' page, and click the 'request a headline be removed' link.

then we won't have to put up with this shit...

 
At 8:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK OFF CUNT

 
At 8:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPURS WILL SPEND ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND STILL ARE KIDS WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEM.

 
At 8:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave the fuckin cheese there, i love fuckin cheese in my feet, i stick muthafuckin parmesan in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning, alright, so leave the fuckin cocksuckin cheese where it is

 
At 10:04 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

breaking news, u are a shit,fool and an asshole.we need good news n not bad news foooooooollllll

 
At 11:10 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you have too much to drink, weird things ran up your brain

 
At 2:19 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fabregas is a good player.. Would love to see him in Premiership, but not playing for Arsenal, probably Man U or Chelsea.. Arsenal is a club that is on decline. Look at whats happening to Arsenal for the past two seasons in Premier League.. On the table, Spurs is closer to Arsenal than Arsenal is closer to Chelsea. If you think Arsenal is still as good, then Spurs have improved leaps and bounds. Else, it is Spurs that is improving. Face it, Arsenal makes it to being the current Big 4 virtually by maing up th enumbers.Very sad if many Arsenal fans still do not realise it.

 
At 4:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joseph Kaniki has signed for Arsenal on a 5 year contract and will be presented at a press conference tomorrow afternoon.

 
At 4:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

love seeing the deluded spurshiite fans HOPING we crash and burn

always in our shadow

BTW we have Fran Merida

 
At 11:44 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG
stop spreading this kind of rumours.....

no gunner is going to leave arsenal now!!!!!!

 

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